Everyone is focusing on the fact that `native` is not applicable to the current implementation. I think if done right, It can come quite handy

I got motion sickness

It's the matter of one's opinion, I personally love it. The design has +n years of experience behind it and stands on shoulder of some serious people (yea you already know who they are).

Every language has its own gotchas, and if you are not satisfied with it, coding some Java might help you gain a little perspective.

Coding in Java is outright ok, compared to Go.

Also, you should read the article, it mentions reactions like yours.

The verbosity and high level of abstraction due to being fully OO, makes me feel like Trypophobia.

R.I.P Legend

Their works still live among us, if anyone tried to look close enough, they would still see their names all over it

If your are on a production server, it's more like a Russian roulette rather than lottery.

Real Russian roulette would be to preload history with a sure-shot such as `sudo rm -rf /`

If you don't like your job there's also the Polish variant, where you take one bullet out of every six.