> ammend = commit --amend # I cannot spell this word for the life of me

This reminds me of one of my favorite silly aliases, which requires declarations in both my shell profile and my .gitconfig:

In .bashrc : `alias gits=git`

In .gitconfig : `[alias]` `tatus = status`

This allows me to mistype `git status` as `gits tatus` and brings me a small amount of joy.