Only for the noobs that pay others to play for them.

Could you imagine saying "I could never play WoW. I'll just pay someone $250/hour to play for me and hope for the best."? That's what happens every day in the legal system.

If you become a good enough player, you can win by yourself.

Not really. You might be good enough to go 1v1, but going up against an entire legal department will still crush you. Also, becoming 'good enough' isn't an option for everyone for all the same reasons that pulling yourself up by your bootstraps doesn't always work.

Legal departments still have to compress everything down to one process. Only one will speak as the representative of their client. But they'll all take turns reassuring their client that it was the judge's fault that you won.

they may have a larger legal library, but if it's any harder to take on a full department, I haven't noticed.