Tangentially related, but I remember reading a "Top Tip" in Viz (which is an adult comic - think Onion but more English and stupid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comics)) which was along the lines of:
When at your friends house, subtly announce to them that you need a poo by asking for their wifi password.
When at your friends house, subtly announce to them that you need a poo by asking for their wifi password.